I really had City down to annoy Liverpool and when they got back to 2-2 I thought BINGO! Chelsea didn’t look good from the highlights I have seen but at the end of the day they are still in there. City been there before and on the last day. Can Liverpool hold their nerve.
Bookies Bet365 have it:
Liverpool @ 4/5 Manchester City @ 11/5 and Chelsea @ 9/2
If City win their games in hand, which they should, after 34 games and 4 to go it will be:
Liverpool 77 pts, City 76 pts and Chelsea 75 pts. Fascinating stuff.
The obvious fixtures that could decide it are Liverpool at home to Chelsea and City away at Everton. In my opinion they are favorites to win all there other matches.
Vote here to offer me your pinion on who will come out on top…….
Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big, black, deep hole.
One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. Nothing.
He turned to the other guy and said “that must be a deep hole…let’s throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom.” The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and….nothing.
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it. One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently……nothing.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.
They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed…they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.
The old farmer said “Naw, that can’t be my goat…he was chained to a big log.”
I apologise if anyone is offended by this. I can’t help my warped sense of humour. I love it!
Anyway, here it is…….
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
“What are you so happy about” asks the barman.
“We’ll, I’ll tell you” he replies.
“You know I live by the railway. Well on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored BIG time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position you could imagine”
“Fantastic” exclaimed the barman. “You lucky guy. Was she pretty?”
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild..
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . .even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!