Who do you think will win the Premier League after today’s results? VOTE here………


I really had City down to annoy Liverpool and when they got back to 2-2 I thought BINGO! Chelsea didn’t look good from the highlights I have seen but at the end of the day they are still in there. City been there before and on the last day. Can Liverpool hold their nerve.

Bookies Bet365 have it:

Liverpool @ 4/5  Manchester City @ 11/5 and Chelsea @ 9/2

If City win their games in hand, which they should, after 34 games and 4 to go it will be:

Liverpool 77 pts, City 76 pts and Chelsea 75 pts. Fascinating stuff.

The obvious fixtures that could decide it are Liverpool at home to Chelsea and City away at Everton. In my opinion they are favorites to win all there other matches.

Vote here to offer me your pinion on who will come out on top…….

The view from the sauna :-) …..


A good night in the sauna tonight 🙂

You can imagine how excited I was 😉

 old man dancing animation

I am even more excited now I have seen the early selections from my earlier bets have all won so far #happyDAYS

a GOAT joke to say good night ……


Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big, black, deep hole.

One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. Nothing.

He turned to the other guy and said “that must be a deep hole…let’s throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom.” The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and….nothing.

Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it. One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently……nothing.

All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.

They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed…they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.

The old farmer said “Naw, that can’t be my goat…he was chained to a big log.”

Here is a silly joke to say good night ……


Been a great day and once again thanks to you all for the #follow and the kind words.

A little joke to say goodnight ……

A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?”

The father replied.. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”



This is my joke (18+) of the night …..



I apologise if anyone is offended by this. I can’t help my warped sense of humour. I love it!

Anyway, here it is…….


An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

“What are you so happy about” asks the barman.
“We’ll, I’ll tell you” he replies.
“You know I live by the railway. Well on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored BIG time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position you could imagine”
“Fantastic” exclaimed the barman. “You lucky guy. Was she pretty?”
“Dunno, I never found the head”

Here is a joke to finish my day ….

A police officer stops a man and asks him for his license.
Officer: “Your licence says that you need to be wearing glasses”
Man: “Well, I do have contacts”
Officer: “I couldn’t care less who you know! You’re still getting a ticket!”
Nite Nite xxx

Off to bed but this story made me laugh before I go ….


Pastor’s Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild..

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . .even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!



Going to bed but a funny tale before I go ……..



A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’

The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’


Hope you liked it. I am off to bed.

I know how this bloke feels. zzzzz

Have a funny story before I go …


There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.  I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”

He replied, “There’s something wrong with my d _ CK.”

The receptionist became irritated and said,

“You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.”

“Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you.”

The receptionist replied, “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”

“You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone,” the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering..

The receptionist smiled smugly and said, “Yes?”

“There’s something wrong with my ear.”

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, sir?”

“I can’t piss out of it.”

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

And one more joke ….


Naughty BUT Nice!

A man and a woman begin having sex in the middle of a field. After about 10 minutes, the man gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a torch!”.

The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”


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